Trip Report



Midday at 58,000 feet


In the Cabin


I said in happy jokey “ posh “ accent.

:-

Its me again ……… flying at 58,000 ft … at mach 2 …….. feel very happy and very content ……. what a ride, what a ride  


I videoed more of what was going on in my flight, I looked at the stewardesses and they where all still extremely busy, I touched the glass on my window and it still felt as warm as before.



Then a few minutes later one of the stewardesses came over.


Stewardess said

:-

Do you want desert ?


I replied

:-

What have you got ?


Stewardess said

:-

 Just moose ……. I’ll get it out for you.


{Now where I come from a moose is Essex slang for an ugly girl and for desert }


I replied

:-

What is it………..


Stewardess said

:-

Chocolate moose  …….. chocolate desert …very nice


In a happy  “ Mr Bean”  voice I replied

:-

mmmmmmmm very tasty.


We both started giggling


The stewardess said

:-

There’s a lady waiting for Cheese cake.


I didn’t fancy cheese cake so I stuck with my chocolate moose.


She put the chocolate moose plus a tiny bar of chocolate on my little table

I sipped some water and started to eat the moose as I was very hungry.


The stewardess jokingly said

:-

You can’t eat that now, that’s your afters.


I jokingly replied

:-

I am sorry but I’m hungry.


She looked at me smiled and laughed, the moose had top and middle layer of thick rich milk chocolate cream, the bottom of it had solid sugar coated rice crispseas in it, the moose was sweat and very very tasty but not as tasty as some of the stewardesses on my flight.